dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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