I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i now understand why vodka
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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