oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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