no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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