We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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