How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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