look no pants
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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