why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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