wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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