That's intense
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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