Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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