What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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