she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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