yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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