It's Friday. Sex?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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