you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
