you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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