med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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