The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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