he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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