I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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