Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize