we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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