Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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