I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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