I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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