I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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