im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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