IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She bit a glass in half.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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