so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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