what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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