Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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