i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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