Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I touched a dick in church today
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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