But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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