I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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