Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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