never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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