we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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