I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize