Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I see more hoeing in ur future
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