David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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