More tranny stories later!
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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