i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
