yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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