we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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