Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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