am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Do vagina's smell?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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