It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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