We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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