I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
tell me about the fingering
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