carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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