he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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