My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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