dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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